From my sister's myspace blog.

madorys favorite funny things.
disclaimer. you probably shouldn't read this blog. it's not going to make sense to you... at all. i'm just keeping it for my own fun, laugh at loud purposes. you see, me and madi [my little sister] have a lot of stuff that we'll both think is funny that is seems no one else "gets" but makes us hysterical with laughter. or maybe peole would find it hilarious, but it's kind of unknown. things like that. so with this blog, we won't forget about these hilarious things when i'm old [i'll be nine-freaking-teen this year].annnnd... here we go. in whatever the heck order we thought of these...

-"if you're hungry, i suggest you chew on the consequences of your actions." -that guy who owns the spa [joan of arcadia]
-"i hate this WOLF right here..." -i hate this part [the pussycat dolls]
-chocolate rain to the tune of you don't mean nothing at all to me, with sherrod small and john mayer. mainly jon mayer's stoic face for 99% of the song. "chocolate somethin... on my brain. chocolate rain!"
-the entire episodes of black tie [30 rock], bathroom humor [will and grace], and high holidays [fraiser]
-"a lunchbox... furrr lunnnnnch!" -slinky [toy story]
-the blah blah blah blahhhblahs after the pixar short, knick knack. and how that one palm springs palm tree is... not too sharp. he never stops bouncing, even when everyone else does.
-"what day is it?" "gaaiiimmmmdah!" -from the we are marshall commericals
-stupid scott in general. we hope that he knows what dried apples are by now...
-"mr. zebra thought he was gonna take a nice drink, but you never know whos gonna eat when you're dining in mother nature's resturant. OUCH! that's gotta hurt" -narrator guy on the nature program [stranger than fiction]
-stephen colbert finding carol gay a new campaign slogan. "your first gay experience, won't be your last... it's crumbelievable!"
-john oliver and larry willmore talking to that one guy about racism. "sir, do you understand how rap works?!"
-the secret hair transplant song from who's line is it anyway. "one mornin when i woke up, and looked into my mirror..."
-michael's ridiculous attempt at an eddie murphy impression over the phone... "i'm a donkey! i'm a donkey, shrek!" [the office]
-kevin's she thought i was dulll...[the office]
-people with ridiculous eyebrows. mainly sylar and peter gallagher.
-t-pain's rap... "look attt meeeeee." [i'm on a boat]
-"ioh ioh ioh merry christmas!" [ace of cakes]
-geoff manthorn and his deadpan-ness in general.
-"unnnderpaaaaaaants" [old montage commercial on disney channel for boy meets world]
-"my logic in undeniabulhulhulhllll" [i robot]
-"....cuz i'm awesome!" commercial and song in general. we don't even remember what the heck that was for though...
-"AHHHGGGH! nope, not mulan!" -mushu [mulan]
-"thebusisherrrrrre!" [my neighbor totoro]
-" i have wings charlie, i need to fly!" -muriel lang [it could happen to you] and also the million times that our dad has quoted that...
-"you rotten sister! your butt is cruh-rushing me!" -lilo [lillo and stitch]
-the smelly goat quote from matt keebles big move
-"beause i told you to you stupid beetttttle!" [thumbelina, sort of]
-jack's pocahontas jump off the waterfall on lost and how we both recognized it at the same time as such.
-the movie paulie. in general.
-how the whole chorus of wicked milks their part like nobody's business. it's ridiculous. 'looooouuuukkk, it'sssss gaaaalinnnndaaaaa!"
-the outtakes from the producers with matthew broderick and natan lane. especially the trip/dance and all the hysterical tiredness.
-the girl that can't sing at all in a chorus line, so she makes it up for it by yelling as loud as possible... "AT THE BALLLLAAAYYYYY!"
-how according to gloria-got-stepped-on, the rhythm could possibly getcha.
-the beyonce/sugarland fusion.
-"here's a picture of me when IIIIIII was 16." [tyra on the tyra show]
-the clearly stolen from 'everybody hurts' piano ballad that plays in antm
-"getchyo sexy on, go hippy comb" from some crazy lady that wrote to the ellen show
-the absurdity of "the boobs are not where they're supposed to be!" -heidi [in just about every project runway episode]
-LOST IN 8:15 "...mr friendly throws like a girl..."
-"i'm going to punch you... in the tooth!" [the office]
-"run. elisa. run, run, from simon!' [the king and i]
-"boy nobody be watchin you! in case you haven't realized... you ugly!" [i love the 80s]
-"you're out of your vulcan mind!!!" [okay, so everyone laughed at that... but no one quoted it over and over as they left the theater like we did...]